Interview with the GOD

Im doing my intern in BPCL RnD, As it is about 30-33 km from my home I have been travelling a lot and AS I don't have a fm in my mobile arbit thoughts come into my mind. Today morning when I was coming, a thought came what if a journalist meets GOD, What will he do? What will he say? Overall what will be his reaction? What if GOD grants him a wish for the good of man kind? What will he ask? From what I am seeing now days, He will ask for a TV interview :), not a wish against terrorism or crime or bad politics or a good wish for poor.

Interviewer: Hello and welcome to our bhagwaan special episode. Khud bhagwaan RAM hamare is show ke liye swarg se dharti par padhare hain. Is se ye pata chalta hai ki hamara ye channel dharti par hi nahi swarg main bhi mashhur hai. To hum aaj ka ye interview chalu karte hain:

Interviewer: Bhagwan aap ko dharti par aake kaisa lag raha hai?
GOD: hmmm... dharti par bahot paap bad gaya hai aur log....( jawaab khatam hone se pehle hi dusra sawaal)
Interviewer: Jaise aap dekh hi rahe hain ki dharti par PAAP kitna bad gaya hai, aap dharti par PRALEY kab lane wale hain?
GOD: ha paap to had se jyada ho gaya hai, ek saccha insaan araam se ji bhi nahi sakta aur...(tabhi tisra Qo pucha)
Interviewer: Aap ko aaj tak kis kis par crush aaya hai?
GOD: Kya!!???
Interviewer: ab aap ye to bata hi sakte hain, sita mata to upar hain
GOD: nahi maine sirf aur sirf SITA ko hi chaha....(interviewer got bored and asked next Qo)
Interviewer: aapki favourite city kaun si hai?
GOD: hmmm... jaha mera janam hua AYODH...(interviewer again got bored and aasked next Qo)
Interviewer: aap ko bollywood main kaun sab se jyada accha lagta hai(not for acting but for looks)?
GOD: kya???
Interviewer: aish?
GOD: nahi!!!
Interviewer: to fir katrina, waise bhi aish to abhi ki ho gayi(saying it sadly)
GOD: mera ye matlab nahi....(next Qo)
Interviewer: aur males main kaun accha lagta hai?
GOD: (before frustrated GOD say anything)
Interviewer: akshay?
GOD: (now he is very angry and crossing his threshhold)
Interviewer: waise aap to puraane hain, aap ko to amitabh accha lagt...

before his next word GOD takes bharam astra cuts his(interviewer's) neck off and says
GOD: yaha sab se bada gunha gaar to ye hi hain, logo sachchayi batane ki jagah be fisul ki baatein karte rehte hain, agar ye nidar sach dikhayenge to koi bhi(politicians, gangsters, terrorists, criminals, corrupt officers) galat kaam itni asaani aur khulla nahi karega

ANGREZI SHARAAB KI SARKAARI DUKAAN

Whenever I see a wine shop in delhi and read these words I find it very different and funny. It gives the picture of "SARKARI RAASHAN KI DUKAAN" for poor people like cheap wine and beer for poor people, by the way alcohol is cheap in delhi not because it's a tourist place but because the consumption of alcohol is much more than any other city. I remember a article in news paper "Dilli main paani se jyada Beer pee jati hai" and I don't know whether it's true or not, but in delhi after 7 pm NO chilled beer and after 8 pm NO beer.

I hope now you all know when to buy beer in DELHI